am i the only one who has little weird things where its like my eyes kinda glitch or something like how it looks when u shake a camera and then look at what it recorded
me trying to pretend i know what people listen to: oh yeah did u hear that song by nicole minaj (mih-nah-jj) where it goes my snake doesnt a bunch of times or like that song turn down for who
today I learned that if you want to slash someone’s tires, don’t slash all four; only slash three because if you slash all four their insurance will pay for it but if you only slash three they have to pay for it all out of pocket
today on satan makes a blog post
if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check
The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.
You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.
This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”
This is great.
I have no words.
feminism never made me hate men but the reaction to feminism sure as shit did
some men* you literally cannot hate people you’ve never met or even heard of.
oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH M Y GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHHHYM GOD OH MY GOD OH MY OD OOOOOH MY GOD oh MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD O H MY GO D OH MY GOD O H M Y GO D OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
I NEED TO BE 1 TRILLION TIMES HOTTER THAN I AM RIGHT NOW
I ask the store clerk for nuts, bolts, and oil. as he is handing them to me, a look a suspicion starts to form on his face
"no robo" I quickly add, to make sure he doesn’t get the wrong idea.
not that there’s anything wrong with robots or anything. I have a friend who’s a robot and we’re cool